In Brighton, a morning that wouldn’t raise eyebrows in August. Weathermoaners must be so frustrated at the moment…
New blog - don’t trust your brain! http://ping.fm/d5UIH
Dreamed about broken toilets again last night. Mr Freud?
Churches all seem to have websites these days. Somehow it doesn’t feel right - it’s like pensioners pretending to like gangsta rap
Beast Finchley #horrortube
New blog - all about the comics I used to write: http://ping.fm/V5TV3
New blog - who let the clocks out? http://ping.fm/yzfBa
#bbcqt Was expecting a frightening, sinister figure; instead we got the Boris Johnson of fascism. Hopefully the BNP will never recover.
Blogger fell over in the middle of my writing. Luckily I had just saved it
Bothers me that at rest some people’s default state is ‘mouth open’. Aren’t they afraid something will fly in?
Burger King slogan “Have it your way” always sounds to me as if it’s being said with very bad grace.
New blog: where’s the Copernicus of time when we need him? http://ping.fm/8SssF
Is “somnia” the opposite of insomnia? Whatever it is I have it; can’t wake up.
#halfheartedfirstdrafts J G Ballard “Prang”
Ssure it’s been done before, but #inappropriatesequels Alice Through The Windscreen
New blog - Don’t shoot - I’m your grandfather! http://ping.fm/gsT9c
Just back from great gig supporting http://www.londontheband.com/ in Hove… Rumours of punk’s death have been greatly exaggerated.
Mmmm… new computer smell.
Brighton “most godless city in UK” http://bit.ly/oDdvV - therefore most advanced? Cause for celebration, anyway
Strictly speaking everyone not on board the International Space Staiton is a little under the weather today. That said I really am :(
Sometimes “Time remaining: about a minute” lasts forever
I think the inertial dampers on this bus aren’t working.
My Dad convinced me “bamber” was slang for the shilling you put in the gas meter, hence “Bamber Gas Coin”. Well I was only 8.
People standing at the bus stop who watch you run for a bus and make NO attempt to alert the driver = assclowns
New blog: who’s afraid of the V in Evil? http://ping.fm/gRs12
Kindly stop talking as if someone’s anaesthetised your mouth. On second thoughts, just stop talking.
Anyone else annoyed by the way “they” lock all the toilets on trains for no discernable reason?
Travelling through hyperspace isn’t like Dustin Hoffman, boy.
New blog - how can I make myself into an addict? http://ping.fm/aagod
When it passes 3pm on Saturday afternoons I despair.
Latest blog - why comedy is like sex: http://ping.fm/CVLAr
This included a couple of instances of Unconscious Ideas (UIs) - things that surprise me when they appear on the page
At the end of the day it’s just a logo.
Veritable torrent of weather moans on Twitter this morning. I sense massive relief from the authors that they’ve finally been given some raw material
New blog entry - how The Queen can change into Amy Wnehouse: http://ping.fm/ueFbs