May 2009
153 posts
#hardtoimagine Rolf Harris in a furious temper
May 31st
I seem to be growing a new tooth
May 31st
What is the point of Horley?
May 31st
Why do some people sneeze by coughing?
May 31st
someone on the train hasn’t heard of the 24 hour clock
May 31st
Do people actually start moving maddeningly slowly when I’m in a hurry or does time slow down for me?
May 31st
“…due to necessary engineering works…” as opposed to the unnecessary ones when they paint the sleepers pink
May 31st
“due to planned engineering works…” as opposed to the unplanned ones when they all spontaneously start fixing tracks
May 31st
One month to go until I can stop Not Drinking
May 31st
So far today I sold my TV and lost my credit card. Luckily CC has been located.
May 31st
Reshelving books… in how many bloody different sizes of paperback does Irvine Welsh need to have his books published?
May 31st
Trying to work out how I can do as much freelance work as possible whilst getting the train up to London for a rehearsal
May 31st
Shame I have to spend all day in working on a day like this
May 29th
Had a bad dream last night about David Cameron
May 29th
http://ping.fm/6q7Ei re. avoiding MacDonalds English
May 28th
Some people talk as if they’ve got a mouth full of porridge that they’re trying not to spill
May 28th
The Scarification of Arthur English
May 28th
Think one of the fridges in one of the campus shops is faulty - I’m fairly sure contents should not be slightly higher than room temperature
May 28th
Run, run, chase the sun
May 28th
Another morning when the city centre and buses are all mysteriously deserted
May 28th
Now course is over have to knuckle down and finish novel
May 28th
Finally got hold of a copy of the anthology with extract from my novel in it. :)
May 27th
disconnect (adj.) having a stiff neck as a result of dancing too vigorously #twittionary
May 27th
Infuriating leering fucker holding forth on the bus, his face all horizontals and eyebrows
May 27th
Why rinse bottles going in the recycling? Surely any wine dregs will evaporate when they melt down the glass.
May 27th
Yesterday I had my bones cracked first thing, today I’m getting my blood taken
May 27th
Judge Fredd Bassett #comicbookcrossovers
May 26th
haughtyculture (n.) the arrogant and superior arts #twittionary
May 26th
haughtyculture (n.) the arrogant and superior arts #twittionary
May 26th
Twitter feed just went nuts… it seems @courtneylover79 had a bit of a tweet frenzy for a while there…
May 26th
I am now reading a novel because of Twitter - it’s The Hidden by @sarahjpin who I’m following as a FollowFriday recommendation from @ememess
May 26th
As usual, leave for work especially early = no buses anywhere
May 26th
Up early as I’m going to the osteopath before work. No idea why my tweets have suddenly become mundane. Maybe it’s the weather.
May 26th
Just received a great spam expression: “trebuket retailer avatar smellfeast”
May 25th
Headache. InDesigning Camden Fringe brochure plus flyer/poster designs…
May 25th
Just found a half finished packet of peanuts from 1994 (at the bottom of a bag of Toyah badges). I must have got peckish when merchandising.
May 24th
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What do you mean you want to “be anarchy”?
May 24th
Had lots of vivid dreams again. They all take place after 7am, which means that when I’m at work I miss all my dreams cause I’m up too early
May 24th
Finally watched episode 4 of The Hand of Fear after missing it on 23 October 1976.
May 23rd
I had £95 in 1ps, 2ps and 5ps in jars
May 23rd
Dreamed that Germany was merging with Greece and Slovakia for some reason
May 23rd
Right - switching twitter and other social networks off until I have done a huge chunk of work. It’s the only way to be sure.
May 22nd
I dreamed a lot of my old school buildings were demolished to build a rock musicians’ quarter in North London. it was great.
May 22nd
Never understood why it’s called “Still Life” when it’s patently not life and if it wasn’t still you wouldn’t be able to paint it anyway…
May 21st
First rate tech support from Apple: http://ping.fm/t0q0e Apparently this also works for MacBooks
May 21st
Huge queue outside M&S. Seems they’re having an “Everything’s 1p” sale. That didn’t end too well in Ace of Wands on TV back in the 70s.
May 21st
I hate it when people hate things
May 20th
I think I’m allergic to myself
May 20th
I hate it when people hate things.
May 20th
If you ever forget what winter’s like, just stick your head in the icebox of your fridge for a minute and you get the idea
May 19th