August 2009
68 posts
Mr Laurel is crazy too
I’m pleased to discover that there are two asteroids 2865 Laurel and 2866 Hardy in the main belt between Mars and Jupiter.
WANTED: Hospital Receptionist. Must have no sense of urgency whatsoever. Ex-bank clerks ideal.
Having surgery, however minor, always freaks me out
#gothnostalgia black dog shit
Twitpic seems to have fallen over
Hospital nice and empty, BUT my doctor has been “called away” two minutes before my appointment
Bicycles, icicles, wallet and watch
Amused by the nonsensical spam subject line: “A free lion in New York streets”
I can make person sitting next to me on bus stand up just by putting my book away and looking anticipatory
Pentacles, Tentacles, Wallet and Watch
Breaking my own rules by not blogging until later on - have terrible headache
Still amazed/amused that John Cage’s 4′33″ (of silence) is available on iTunes: http://ping.fm/rVmC6
Still can’t fathom the link between indigestion and sinus pain, but that doesn’t seem to be stopping it…
Not quite sure how this bout of indigestion is making my sinuses hurt, but it is. Ow.
Ooh! http://ping.fm/2RzTi When is this on BBC2?
#predictivetextingpriorities “IBM” comes up before “Ian”
When Douglas is thirsty, he goes to the tap
#thingsonlyiseemtoremember a song in an advert that went something like “Eddie! Eddie! Eddie-Eddie!” etc
I always eat more than I think I’m going to be able to manage. My stomach is bigger than my eyes.
I don’t know why, but I find it very difficult to refer to myself in the third person. “He said”.
http://ping.fm/te3Ql Great. Now do a scientific study on what would happen if Santa Claus was real.
#predictivetextingpriorities “cycle” comes up before “awake”
http://ping.fm/Fww5e Like the sentence “UFO which was seen over the jazz stage at the Glastonbury Festival in June 1994”
If you’re going to set yourself up in business as a shop then at least bite the bullet and accept credit/debit cards. It’s the 21st century.
cycling home I am surrounded by assclowns
Am I suffering from Boy-Who-Cried-Wolf Syndrome? Namely that I tweet so many silly things that my “serious” questions are being overlooked.
http://twidvi.io or http://twitvid.com for tweeting video? The former lost the clip I emailed it yesterday. Anyone have recommendations?
If I worked in the Houses of Parliament canteen I’d give that David Cameron a bun for his money
Is there also a Millinesia and a Nanonesia?
For some reason I can smell shop-fresh brand new vinyl LPs. Takes me right back to the eighties…
Facebook Lite: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8197442.stm means I may well start using Facebook more again if it’s global
I didn’t realise there were two twitvid video upload services - http://twitvid.com & http://twitvid.io So which is better - any thoughts?
Back on the bus after a week cycling. Forecast: misanthropic ranting
Where is this famous bush that everyone always beats about?
Fool’s Gold by The Stone Roses sounds like a Goodies incidental song - played in the background of a slapstick sequence of them going hiking
I have a cut on my neck - was it vampires or just clumsy shaving? I should use Occam’s Razor.
Why “sweet as a nut”? Nuts aren’t that sweet.
The dream also took place in one of the dream houses - locations that don’t exist in real life but which are consistent from dream to dream
Dreamed my cat was killed by a lynx which came in through the kitchen window
Do Australians call British pensioners Pommy Grannies?
After last night’s launch, the Scrotum Clamp debut CD is now for sale online at http://catmachine.org
What is the point of Redhill?
http://ping.fm/Afdhz Something went wrong with inflato
http://ping.fm/Z4m28 What you might see if you come to see us tonight in Camden High St at Tommy Flynns
…that is the one I saw was probably a meteor, not the one on TV…
http://ping.fm/F7fTu I saw something similar last night (probably a meteor)
I tend to refer to “endorphins” as “head dolphins”
Ugh. Just found a seagull’s head. How on Earth did that happen?
http://ping.fm/CEZsz Not sure what’s being complained about; are they angry because in fact he *did* understand football? Weird lyrics!
