Helium, Neon, Arguing Moron
CASHIER: Would you like a bar of Cadbury’s Dairy Milk for a pound? BORON (Belligerent Moron): No, I want Whole Nut CASHIER: I’m sorry, we’ve sold out of Whole Nut. BORON: It’s part of the offer. CASHIER: Yes but we’ve sold out, sorry. BORON: It says. It’s part of the offer. CASHIER: I’m afraid we don’t have any left. BORON: I want Whole Nut. ...