October 2010
2 posts
Helium, Neon, Arguing Moron
CASHIER: Would you like a bar of Cadbury’s Dairy Milk for a pound?
BORON (Belligerent Moron): No, I want Whole Nut
CASHIER: I’m sorry, we’ve sold out of Whole Nut.
BORON: It’s part of the offer.
CASHIER: Yes but we’ve sold out, sorry.
BORON: It says. It’s part of the offer.
CASHIER: I’m afraid we don’t have any left.
BORON: I want Whole Nut.
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