Would you like a bar of Cadbury’s Dairy Milk for a pound?
BORON (Belligerent Moron):
No, I want Whole Nut
I’m sorry, we’ve sold out of Whole Nut.
It’s part of the offer.
Yes but we’ve sold out, sorry.
It says. It’s part of the offer.
I’m afraid we don’t have any left.
I want Whole Nut.
…and so on ad nauseam. Despite a morbid fascination with the exchange I had to leave before I shouted in the Boron’s obstreperous face. I know it can annoying to be offered discount chocolate when you’re trying to lose weight, but that wasn’t the Boron’s beef, and at least the cashier was being polite.